Misinterpreted

We always tell the girls when they are doing something dangerous, like standing on the arm of the couch poised to jump off, that they have to be careful or they will "crack their heads open". I don't really know when or why that started, but it is what we say. Now Lilly and Allie will say that to each other and to Maya. Maya also says it, but sometimes gets it a little wrong. Today she told me, "my baby has to be careful or she be a crack head" I struggled to keep it together. I mean really, a crack head? I needed that laugh.