A Cocktail No One Should try

Maya walked into my room just now with a glass of water.
Maya: "Daddy, I got a glass a water fa you."
Daddy: "Oh, thank you Maya!"
Daddy drinks the water and promptly begins retching
Daddy: "where did you get this and how long has it been there?!"
Mommy: (through gales of laughter, and only because we had had a conversation about this earlier today)
"Maya, did you get that water from the fish bowl?"
Maya: (nodding head and looking appropriately offended) "yah, I get that from fish bowl"
Daddy: "Great, thanks for that."